Yeah Jackson sure has a good way with words lol. It's gonna be a killer summer buddy I just hope john can kick his addiction to booze and learn to party without it. HAHAHA who am I kidding TEAM GREASY needs it quarterback, JACKSON START DRINKING AGAIN.... I'M FUMBLING!! Ha but really though he better buy a boat..and beer,bitches, and beach, boat, and bud. You forgot a couple.
Hey there buddy! Was just reading your profile, I see you dont' ask for much in a girl!. Thats ok you should keep your expectations high.. I mean you got wayne,and your dog food what else could u need in life? haha..Hows ur truck doing? Oh ya i forgot you crashed it and got 2 flats, and had an old lady run into you in one week.. Man i think you should be banned from driving.. Oh wait isn't that your job??? hmmmm im gonna have to say something to Darrick.... lol Seee you on the bus!
Hey Juice Im looking forward to sharing a bottle of sour feline with you as well and teaching you how to put puzzles together properly. Since your only visiting and I dont want you to feel bad about yourself, I wont challenge you to any sort of competition since you always loose and then feel bad. I will try to arrange a personal floatation device for you over the holidays. Although I should clarify you were not left alone in the hot tub, u got into all alone. I was already in the house asleep when u hopped in. I will also have towels ready in the bathroom for you and a t-shirt since the last time you walked into the house (again just let yourself in) had a shower and then walked around my house shirtless looking for me to give you a ride home. I will try to be better prepared over x-mas break for whatever sort of hijinx you may pull this time. I hope things are going well for you out in BC. Miss ya and Im looking forward to see you at xmas you crazy hooligan
Justin is my favorite sample bucker ever!.. He doesn't know what a cattle guard is, and whatever he says he IS afraid of water, and he DEFINATLY screams like a girl if you ever try to get him wet. Justin is happiest when hes wearing his oven mitts, and he likes to hang out with the pack rats in the assay lab.
Next up ...Herpules! Juice is good shit, I met him for the first time the other weekend drinking at layhees trailer. Justin likes to get super hammered and crawl around to his shoes. I suppose it's easier to see which ones are his this way. He has also been known to rub random girls vaginas in the bar then inform them he would like to pop their chocolate cherry(dirka dirka). Whatever that means? I tell ya, any place you find Juicer and MGD there will be a story. good times bud. stay cool
Juice is quite the character. Never goona forget our snowbank party LOL, what a night & thankz to your golfing lessons i won MVP, hah. Well i hope you cum back to marathon to visit sumtime soon!!! I wish ya all the best in B.C hun~!! miss ya luV kRyStLe
Justin is my nabe and hands down my best guy friend evA ! I don't know what I would do without this guy...and we are clearly the only two people (besides Shelly Ryan) that know how to do a proper work out at Hardbodies Fitness and Tanning. I love visiting Justins House because his mom Flow Ducette is the bomb and his dad Norm is hot, and he has a smelly old stupid cat named Shadow that just loves me. Justin is the funniest guy I know and if you can't do a Ron Burgundy or Frank Riccard impression then you are not the girl for him! Actually all girls stay away from my nabe or I will be so jealous! Justins favorite foods are tree bark with ketchup and smarties ice cream. He also likes to see how many moths he can trap in his mouth at once. MMMM. Justin love camping but sometimes he needs someone to monitor how many brewski's he's having...leave him unattended at anytime and he will start climbing trees naked pretending to be superman and eating raw eggs then puking them everywhere. Sometimes the only person that can keep Justin under control is his friend Daren the White Lake night patrol guy. Pass Justin a 12 pack of MGD and he'll love ya forever. Love you nabe, xoxox.
What to say about Juicebox? He's clearly my faaaaaaaaaavorite...! He's a real ladies man....and he'll LOVE you if you drive a 4 door cavalier with an AM/FM cassette deck with squished nutri-grains in the glove compartment!!! He's the master at hiding puke in the lime dust at Marathon Pulp and if you hear any weird animal noises, don't worry...it's NOT him!!!! Hahaha! Love ya Juicebox.....you're my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite!!!!